The Essex Herald

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Essex police solve a crime

We couldn’t believe it either but it’s true. Before you get carried away and think you can sleep safe in your beds tonight read on. The south east Essex final of “Cluedo” was won by Chief Superintendent Evelyn Hall of the Essex police by deducing that Colonel Mustard committed the murder in the hall with a lead pipe. When asked what she attributed her success to she said, “ It’s probably because I was already on a bit of a high having just completed a jigsaw puzzle in only six months, on the box it said 3-5 years. I am very proud of these achievements".

 

The Herald says, Lock your doors tonight.

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