We couldn’t believe it either but it’s true. Before you get carried away and think you can sleep safe in your beds tonight read on. The south east Essex final of “Cluedo” was won by Chief Superintendent Evelyn Hall of the Essex police by deducing that Colonel Mustard committed the murder in the hall with a lead pipe. When asked what she attributed her success to she said, “ It’s probably because I was already on a bit of a high having just completed a jigsaw puzzle in only six months, on the box it said 3-5 years. I am very proud of these achievements".
The Herald says, Lock your doors tonight.
Loved ones die at the most inconvenient times, it’s a fact. At the Norman Bates retirement home we take the guesswork out of dying
Gone are the days when granny popped her clogs during your much needed family holiday or whilst watching the world cup. Our specially trained nursing staff can accurately predict death to coincide with a time to suit you. Whether you need to raise funds for home improvements or just prefer a summer funeral, we can help
Don’t waste money on expensive nursing homes. The elderly only like bland food. Why supply highly nutritional foods rich in fresh fruit and veg? It won’t be appreciated and lets face it, the time for a healthy well balanced diet is long gone
Deep down you know that if your loved ones hadn’t lost all their marbles they would want you to be happy. They always wanted the best for you. Its time for you to indulge their wishes.
The Norman Bates retirement home, a logical approach to caring for the elderly.
50 Schit Street Landfill Tawny Essex. Phone Landfill Tawny 45789 for more details